Wow this is the worst thing to ever happen from something ExxonMobil.

They filled their tanks with imMobil, am I right?

The only way to eat KFC: in your underwear, self consciously.

She’s looking at the director, while thinking can I spit this out NOW?!

It’s ChrisFix, so yeah. Good detail, though, and better than the alternative.

Come on guys, nothing bad happens when Hoyer starts playoff games!

Two or three bowls.

Deep down, you care. and it keeps me warm at night.

PS I need to use the shared habitat commonly called “your garage” to work on my car this weekend. I trust you won’t mind.

I like this one:

When a bird poops on my car, I make sure to have chicken for dinner.

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

Pats fan, and can confirm this looks bad but somehow I’m at peace with this because Conference Championship Winning QB Brian Hoyer doesn’t sound any more ridiculous than the same title applied to Blake Bortles, Case Keenum, or Nick Foles.

Steps for dealing with bird poop on your car

Now that’s what I call “flipping the bird”.

This works.

I forgot you only want to shill your beloved Chrysler vans.

then something was clearly wrong because my dad and i have done trips to cincinnati and nashville moving my sister around in his and regularly get about 25-28 highway

Seriously. That ‘02 with the V10 is a STEAL. I borrowed my parent’s newer one with the V10 last year and I fell in love with that powertrain. the 6.8L V10 is a runner, you can pass damn near anybody with 420lb-ft of torque.

So Torchinksy is the voice of reason now? Never thought I’d see the day.