My pal Fahad prefers a halalicopter.

You seem to have forgotten perennial favorite, ICE CLICK BAITING

So, you’re basically fucked if you need touched up or repainted.

I’m a dumb ol’ classically trained professional chef. I’ve been team unsalted butter forever. Recently, my wife, who does the home baking, disregarded my resentment for salted butter and made “lulu” cookies from a local (defunct) restaurant cookbook.

I wonder if PATS (king of steaks) experienced a decline in business following the Conference Championships.

Give it up. Even Magary knows the ref conspiracy is bunk.

Also, both models appear to have a hood scoop.

Dieses Mädchen könnte definitiv die 4.0 bekommen.

Yeah, which really... isn’t cool.

Definitely air-cooled.

Shame. Was it William Harley or Arthur Davidson?

No, but he has been once bitten, and he is both great and white.

Clearly not schooled at the Belichick Academy for Good Dogs.

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My (rather frightening) experience had less to do with awkwardness, and more to do with any/all of those accustomed to driving there.

yup

For informational purposes:

This is not something that you want to experience for the first time in, say, The Virgin Islands.

oops