Akeem the African Dream disagrees with you.

Those are some sweet sweet ‘roo driving gloves. I bet it sure took a heck of a lot of those tiny fellers they show in the ad to make a pair, though.

Indeed. However, this article is about defaming the current administration, neatly packaged as a public safety plea...

It’s already been developed. Unfortunately, however, the NFL holds the patent.

You wrote this article already, and it sucked then too.

there’s something on your chin...

Jeter needs to learn to re2pect the rules of the mlb.

If one is taking their bedroom cues and how to’s from Lifehacker (or any other Gawker media site) they have other issues that likely ought to be confronted first.

Photo of Kalanick shortly following his hot tub sesh.

I WILL get her wet.

ok. Oh, Wait. You meant before. Oh well.

As a non-athletic cyclist, I’m kinda bummed that this shit won’t be dropped on us for years. I suppose I’ll just continue to loaf around the course. Now that I’ve pinched this comment off, I guess I’ll go pop a squat.

Lonzo Ball = Basketball Jeets-us

You must be butter...

I looked at those shoes and suffered a spontaneous ankle sprain.

Welcome to Communist Kinja, Comrade.

Perhaps you should consider a positional change, although I hear it’s difficult to transition from TE to WR.

For me, it was a 79 CJ7. It was my own foolishness, really. I bought the Jeep on eBay, paid via PayPal... and then flew from Boston (I was living in Maine) to Pittsburgh, where I was met by the owner’s father, who drove from Ohio. A quick walkaround (and the idea that it had gotten there, after all) convinced me…

Y’know, if he continues on like he has... he could one day become my new favorite dead Yankee.

If you cannot or will not love (or believe that the possibility exists) another human being despite their beliefs, be they social, political, religious, or otherwise...