Sadly, following the shoot, a misstep in heels led to a broken tibia and it was off to the glue factory for Ms. 160/2017.

One of the very best articles I’ve ever had the pleasure to read on this site.

Type of floss most needed:

so that really curbs the masturbation for you, huh?

Puttin’ the YOU in Jaguar.

SO much YES.

Woody Allen said:

Lie down with Libs, Wake up with Fools.

NEVER trust a fart.

I’d have offered her one, but she already had taken the car up on a mustache ride. 

12K for a coffin car?

Just two nuts? ...or just too nuts.

Eaten, in a DC area fine fining restaurant where I was a cook:

If I could’ve starred this twice, I would’ve. People that don’t understand this have likely never handled a firearm.

Would your preference be for me to correct to “whites” or “white people?”

Relevance?

Go ahead, hang onto your pithy point. Meanwhile, the grown folks will have a conversation.

One pound of spaghetti with sauce, shaker parm and salad, weekly, on Prince Spaghetti Night as a later highscooler.

I think this guy has the chops to be a middle of the pack starter. Honestly, I do.

Love this reply. I starred it.