I eagerly await the next volume, Cooking Against Jeffrey, followed by the conclusion of the trilogy, Cooking Jeffrey.

My daughter said she wanted to be a princess. I said why not a queen?

The bigger the image shows up on here, the bigger your hands appear. It just makes the costume even better!

I love everything about this story, but this: “Chuck E. Cheese (no relation)” had me in fucking stitches.

One of our parenting strategies is called “The Biden.” If I need Mr. Atom to back me up on something, like YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST GO TO BED NOW, he will roll up behind me like Biden at a serious presser.

Gotta go old school with the pussy jokes

I can’t believe she did it at The Regency. In front of EVERYBODY!

I’m a Hill staffer, and I’ve worked in politics since the late 1990s. (I’ve only worked with Dan Pfeiffer, and while he wasn’t bad, he wasn’t that great either.)

“Oh, sure, but a white man uses every part of the chicken and people get all squeamish.” —Ronald McDonald

People won’t be as upset about this when they realize he was planning to use all the parts of any Buffalo he got.

I embrace the hell out of the good parts of my Southern womanhood, and the occasional monogram is part of it!

As an Alabama resident, FUCK YES.

YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!! THE JACKASS IS (probably temporarily, tbh) GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give him a break -- he only just started Rumspringa and hasn’t had time to shop!

Free Space should have said Safe Space.

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

Burn, McCrory, burn! This year is all about turnout to get him and Richard Burr defeated. He’s absolutely despicable and incredibly stupid.

MapQuest:Orange County::AltaVista:Pawnee

What is sad is that if you are going to kill someone you should do it here because these people couldn’t solve a crime if we spotted them the murder weapon and a motive.ve

Brianna’s kids look like her uptight weirdo husband and I can’t look at them.