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1.) Go to Breibart and observe for a bit. Get a feel for the landscape. The lingo. The power players.

2.) Download some Hans Zimmer scores. “Interstellar” is a good one - lots of loud pipe organs.

3.) Start by doing some mild commenting. Agree with people. Tell them they are making good points. Build a rapport with

I was a young’un in the late 80's. So this was my version of that kind of workout wear:

No.

‘Cause that’s his hottest role? I mean, goddamn, doing those dips in prison. I needed a fan.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

My friend went into a Target yesterday, and saw a bunch of onesies that said “Future President” in with the boy baby clothes. There were no such onesies on the girl baby clothes side. She took half of them off the rack and moved them to the girl side, which is why we are friends.

I love that the first iteration of this event I heard was titled “Saturday’s Tour de France stage might be infested with llamas.”

This website is amazing. She doesn't do weird hot dog pasta tips, and every recipe I've done has been a hit. http://www.budgetbytes.com/

This is my go to site for cheap but delicious food. I love so many of her recipes. Cannot recommend highly enough.

I terminated my pregnancy today. It’s really early, just weeks, so I did the pill. Everyone at my doctor’s office was incredibly kind to me, my husband has been great. It was 100% the right decision for us: my Con list stretched on for miles, my Pro list was basically just, “Yay, a baby.” I have 2 beautiful, healthy,

is it bad that i just want to get engaged? i just want the ring...but then i could just live with that ring and never get married?

As always, Dems always trying to snatch defeat out from the jaws of victory. IT LITERALLY DOES NOT GET EASIER THAN THIS, YOU FOOLS. STOP THIS INFIGHTING AND FOCUS ON DEFEATING THAT HATEFILLED BOTTLE OF SUNKIST KNOWN AS TRUMP.

I don’t understand the argument against closed primaries. Caucuses are far more un-democratic and isn’t it logical for members of a political party to choose their own nominee? Anyone is free to register for whatever party they would like to have a voice in.

I mean I knew this was coming, I’ve seen the calls for people to join the lawsuit, but still. WTF people? Legitimately I ask... What. The. Fuck?

I feel like they missed a perfect opportunity to call it Visa Frank.

I second the recommendation for Jockey Skimmies. They prevent chafing, they aren’t hot, and they’re not trying to control anything (no squeezing). I wear dresses because they’re comfortable. These keep them that way.

The thigh bands are called Bandalettes. (You can also get them on Amazon.)

I do not like bodyglide, but I love love love Monistat chafing gel (yes, Monistat, which is a little weird). It’s also great as a face primer!

Forgive me if this posts twice — I don’t see my first reply coming up. But deodorant. Preferably the old-fashioned, powdery solid stick kind. WORKS WONDERS.

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