Don't insult Blackula like that!

The King of Kong is destined to unite them all!

And the NSA and a host of other government agencies, yes.

If that's what you're into, that's great news!

But then he wouldn't have gotten his Oscar for playing Rooster Cogburn.

Thanks Obama?

Depends on where you're going.

PREDICTION: Manimal will be here shortly to rip you a new one.

Yes, when John Wayne played a Roman in The Greatest Story Ever Told.

It's so dense. Every single royal has so many things going on.

How do you call them if their number is on the phone that was just stolen?

Downvoted.

And in Antarctica.

How about the Bajorans and Cardassians, then? Space-Jews and Space-Nazis.

In his culture is it. Hell, it's okay by some cultures here on Earth.

It's my Disqus account. For some reason, after two hours of being logged into my AV Club account, it logs me into my Disqus account.

The Enterprise did have a doctor. Phlox and he was kind of cheerful, weird alien with a penchant for odd remedies.

It's still a prequel.

Yeah, we brought that up last time but the AV Club writers just don't care…kind of like the people making this TV show.

Because you're comparing apples to oranges.