That doesn't matter. If your contractor fucks up. It's your fuck up too.

Being smug at the end of your argument doesn't make it more valid.

I wouldn't call Qui-gon "wise". He mind controls the Gungans into give him what he wants, endangers the life of his young ward on multiple occasions and comes up with a convoluted betting scheme (that he also used the Force to cheat at) that just happens to work out for him.

Describe Han Solo's character the way I mentioned above. How about C-3PO? Luke?

Over what?

Can you describe what you're like without describing what your job is, personality-wise?

Compelling argument.

Without describing what they look like, what they're wearing and what their job is, describe those characters.

I hardly read the WOT when it was a real column. I don't read it at all in it's current form.

Matlock was 90's Matlock.

Enough to get a mentioned on the Simpsons as Homer and Marge's regular Saturday night thing back in the 90's.

I don't see how that is. Jesus, the philosopher, died 2,000 years ago approximately. Since then his followers have murdered people in his name.

Murder requires intent. The earliest recorded murder was Abel.

And how!

Christians have murdered a bunch of people in god's name over the years since a philosopher who said we should all try being nicer to each other was nailed to a tree 2,000 years ago.

I don't know who any other those non-comic book character people are.

I don't like ribald laughs…but he does:

Sounds like you have a million dollar website idea. Make one and see if it catches on or gets bought out.

It was tried and it erred.

Happy Birday…although leave Shannen and her creepy lopsided face out.