I understand that it’s tough to have an opinion of your own when Deadspin writers have much better takes for you to parrot, but Simmons and his mini empire were by far the least insufferable aspect of the Worldwide Leader. One episode of First Take has more questionable content than the entire run of Grantland…

Alright, thanks. I was looking too hard. However, as bad as Simmons can be, equating anything, even Simmons at his worst to Mike & Mike is an undue insult.

Is going after the World Leader only a Deadspin thing? You guys scared now that Bill is encroaching on your territory?