Question on the Joy-Con’s. I played Switch at PAX South with them connected to the console in handheld mode for Mario Kart 8. I didn’t notice any issue with there being lag or connection issues and the controls were just as smooth as Wii U. Are they connected wirelessly at all times? I know they charge when they’re…

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

It’s kind of funny the full-circled nature of this. Now we’re criticizing Nintendo for not having VC ready at launch on their newest console. I remember back in the day, when they first announced VC was going to be a feature of the Wii, we were instead criticizing Nintendo for selling us their back catalog because…

I think I see their strategy here.... They’re releasing Switch during a time period where sales are traditionally low for video games. Nintendo makes instant money selling out all preorders to get market penetration, with the idea of improving things and adding features throughout the year, in time for Christmas. My…

They don’t, but honestly, there should be less fallout. If there was a fatal accident, that would be a tragedy, but would it be any worse than soldiers being killed in Afghanistan, or even people dying in a traffic accident? The risk is higher but if NASA believes this mission has a high chance of failure, they…

People complain like they do about everything.

All of mine have held up perfectly well sitting on shelves for the past five years or so. Not sure what you did with yours that led you to conclude that they were “flimsy”.

Yeah, Yamasaki let Browne eat a 5-8 shots he shouldn’t have.

so...i don’t watch a ton of UFC...but i feel as though the ref could have stopped that at least three haymakers sooner.

nope, no one plays games that you don’t play. We actually exist only to confirm your own existence. Its one hell of a life.

I figured “Man Plays Diablo For 17 Hours On Camera” wasn’t as interesting a headline.

Mario 64 is still pretty great. Easily on par with something later like Sly Cooper or Jak & Daxter. My only beef with Mario 64 is there is no second analog stick control but that’s more a limitation of the N64.

I went to one Pokemon card game tournament. I was eleven. I met an old, fat man who told me we’d play for keeps. Don’t know if I even knew the official rules, since my brother and I just made up our own version. He took all of my cards. If you’re reading this, old man, I hate you. You’re the fucking worst.

I refuse to believe anyone actually wads in the real world, but I’m not prepared to install the cameras to confirm this.

Depending on where you live, you can’t keep any kind of shit you like in your driveway.

but are we talking about Lemonade the visual album or Lemonade the album? I think that changes things. I have no idea what was involved in the process of voting but I do think in terms of being cohesive and by performance - if I were purely listening to these two albums, it might be a closer vote than you think. I…

I think Beyonce should have won, but Adele is a better singer than Celine Dion so I can’t agree with the ‘budget’ comment.

They were reportedly “madly in anger” over that incident.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

to quote many and internet commenter, is this really the hill you want to die on? Defending a fuck face who pushed an old lady out of his way?