On an unrelated note, you can now put historic plates on these in Maryland which I think is hysterical.

True story: the U.S. State Department bought a bunch of these several years back (about 2005-06 timeframe). The intention was to upgrade them with armor kits (Kevlar body panels, ballistic glass, etc.), and then send them to Iraq and Afghanistan and such to provide secure transportation for our diplomats assigned to…

They were used up and thrown away because they were the transportation appliances of the day.

Ironic they would remove the manual transmission but keep the turn signal stalks.

My girlfriend actually told me when we started dating that she was very impressed with my ability to lay on the horn and keep laying on it until the person in front of me is disoriented.

Counterpoint: If you’re using your horn to let someone behind the wheel of a goddamn car know “it’s time to stop reading that text,” they deserve to have their eardrums blown out of their ears, full stop.

Here are some stickers for the button blanks...

1. New front and rear fascias. I’m a designer - happy to do the sketches for free if some company will make them. Anything but the monstrosities that it comes with. I’m pretty sure this will be the first time I draw something more tame than what comes stock.

Yes I can own more than one console, but some of us like to think about our purchases and not fill their houses with so many things. Others might not have the ability to buy so many things, and some of us (me) might be starting families and can’t justify spending a thousand bucks on separate systems when he should be…

If you buy a Nintendo console for third parties, you are doing it wrong. Sure, third party stuff is nice, but Nintendo hasn’t been able to rely on third parties from the sunset of the SNES onwards and aside from a handful of third parties, you buy a Nintendo system for the well developed first and second party titles,…

Wait. Are you implying that you disagree with my explanation?

I was just hoping for a number I could show my wife

In accordance with Holtzheims theory, when the carbon in the brake disc heats up, it increases the space between the carbon atoms. This increase of space allows residual dark energy from black holes to permeate the brake disc material easier, which increases the gravitational field between the brake disc and the brake…

Please stop bringing attention to under-valued cars I have saved in my craigslist searches.

Maybe mostly feathers?

:) I might have misread an implied “\s” in your initial comment, and you might have missed it in mine. Chelsea Clinton in 2020, amiright?!

Wait, is somebody actually trying to solve a problem before it gets out of hand and the government has to get involved? Are they allowed to do that?

I’ll make this as exposition-free as possible.

We all were.

Gotta go against you on that "don't bring your own helmet" thing. Don't know where you're at, Alex, but there's no way in hell I'm sharing a helmet with the general Los Angeles public, especially after I spent good money on my own. I say bring your own helmet and don't talk shit.