Found a leaked version- watch before it gets yanked!

On an unrelated note, you can now put historic plates on these in Maryland which I think is hysterical.

True story: the U.S. State Department bought a bunch of these several years back (about 2005-06 timeframe). The intention was to upgrade them with armor kits (Kevlar body panels, ballistic glass, etc.), and then send them to Iraq and Afghanistan and such to provide secure transportation for our diplomats assigned to…

They were used up and thrown away because they were the transportation appliances of the day.

Ironic they would remove the manual transmission but keep the turn signal stalks.

A gizmo for the vagina is still a gizmo. Ladies like gadgets too.

My girlfriend actually told me when we started dating that she was very impressed with my ability to lay on the horn and keep laying on it until the person in front of me is disoriented.

Counterpoint: If you’re using your horn to let someone behind the wheel of a goddamn car know “it’s time to stop reading that text,” they deserve to have their eardrums blown out of their ears, full stop.

Here are some stickers for the button blanks...

1. New front and rear fascias. I’m a designer - happy to do the sketches for free if some company will make them. Anything but the monstrosities that it comes with. I’m pretty sure this will be the first time I draw something more tame than what comes stock.

Seriously, Microsoft is actually being somewhat consumer friendly here. As a PC gamer who hates the very concept of consoles I appreciate Microsoft essentially all but ditching console exclusives.

“Microsoft, meanwhile, had a new Forza car racing game and...actually that’s it. The majority of its “exclusives,” the games you buy a console for because it is the only place to experience the game, are either “Microsoft” exclusive, which means they can be played on a PC as well, or they’re “timed” exclusives, like…

Yes I can own more than one console, but some of us like to think about our purchases and not fill their houses with so many things. Others might not have the ability to buy so many things, and some of us (me) might be starting families and can’t justify spending a thousand bucks on separate systems when he should be…

Been done before ... a long time ago.

If you buy a Nintendo console for third parties, you are doing it wrong. Sure, third party stuff is nice, but Nintendo hasn’t been able to rely on third parties from the sunset of the SNES onwards and aside from a handful of third parties, you buy a Nintendo system for the well developed first and second party titles,…

Careful the path to the darkside this is. New attractions lead to crowds, crowds lead to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

Also... I wouldnt say it 'Destroyed raw pork'.... It just kinda put a small hole in it.

God only real life can make something as cool as a LASER RIFLE so very boring.

Well, that was...underwhelming.

Gotta go against you on that "don't bring your own helmet" thing. Don't know where you're at, Alex, but there's no way in hell I'm sharing a helmet with the general Los Angeles public, especially after I spent good money on my own. I say bring your own helmet and don't talk shit.