Or maybe that proves how much of a badass she was.

You mean Dracula, Scaramanga, and Saruman weren’t badasses?

You would be partially incorrect. They make a garlic version too. If you thought Italians were garlic-happy, you should meet a Korean ahjumma.

That’s besides the point.

(Almost) anything is better-looking than those double-chinned monstrosities. I much prefer the styling from the ‘70.

He doesn’t use computers so he’d never read it.

Because 20% of $50k leaves you with much less to live on than 20% of $500k. If you know of a place where $30k allows you to both live comfortably and save enough to retire at all, let us know.

Like much of everything he talks about (no seriously, he’s got the Marco Rubio style down pat), it’s about red herrings and distracting away from things he doesn’t want to talk about. To be fair, every politician does that, but he takes it to a whole other level.

Saved yourself some grief not just on this topic.

It strikes me that the only difference between her and the guy playing naked in his bedroom is the camera.

There’s a masculinity joke somewhere in there.

This here, this is Inflategate.

“You may have won the argument mom, but guess who decides what nursing home you’re going to live in?”

Perspective correction is among one of the many newer features that really makes this technique possible.

That’s how NatGeo gets a lot of their shots. It’s also why I’m content to appreciate their work from the comfort of my chair.

It would, but the results would show how little time you put into it. Mimicking the DOF with blur could take you the same amount of time as this method, depending on how good you are at it.

I was going for the “MORE MURICA BIGGER BOOM” schtick.

Counterpoint: Mythbusters was as American a show out there, and they used a metric shit-ton of explosives through their tenure. Remember the footage of that first cement mixer disappearing in a split-second? Now I just hope there’s footage of Clarkson’s house doing the same.

Tebow Time!

Sequel to Snakes on a Plane.