Tesla really missed a marketing opportunity by not naming an eponymous mode after him.

“There is no global warming because it’s still snowing by me!”

It’s about the economies of scale. Like the oft-used advert you see some retailers use during sales, “the more you buy, the more you save!”

Wouldn’t a 20 cent drop in gas prices at your local station be significant? Same concept.

I shouldn’t be so hard on them. They’ve actually been pretty quick every time I’ve had to go since my state restructured theirs.

I work in one. Plenty of dehydrated people, nutcases, and children who get their fingers caught in doors to keep us busy. For us workers at least, it’d be nice to recharge the car to help offset the low pay.

I’m a man. I abhor shopping in person, and I’m very efficient when I have to do it.

Tesla really ought to partner with someone that requires long wait times. Movie theaters, the DMV, hospital ERs, etc.. That’s plenty of time to get a decent charge since you’re going to be there awhile anyway.

I much prefer Manhattan streets at night or rain over an artificial noise generator.

Is this a form of child abuse?

That spelling makes my eyes hurt

Yeah, totally misread your original comment. Was before coffee.

And we’re going to blame you if Trump wins because the Electoral College will screw us over again.

Now all I can picture in my head are a bunch of Bostonians with Irish accents, but singing, “All the boys in green fix the caaaaaahhh”.

Burnt barbecue however, will spread cancer.

1. Holy zombie thread, dude.

Hey, I’m a men’s medium and I’m far from a chubby 12 year old boy!

Did you see Fast 7? He took a huge beating and still went to work after breaking his cast. It’d take a lot more than 9 shots to take him down.

Does one need a permit to walk a pet rock?

I saw “Citiots” somewhere.