Hush now. Those big panels serve as good target practice.

If there’s anything that contemporary movies has taught me, it’s that nothing is as it seems.

Is library school just a really long round of Jeopardy?

That applies to all of them though!

Everything old is new again!

Would be better if he stayed away, period.

That would be so lame and expected. We all know he’s going to be in the movie, and the longer they wait to bring him in, the more everyone will see it coming from a mile away.

Definitely has elements from the now-non canon extended universe. Han and Leia had twins, where the boy became a Sith lord and the sister had to kill him. Chewie died in the EU though, and his relatives offered to fulfill his life debt to Han. And Luke is off having his own adventures building the Jedi and stopping…

That’s what made me think Luke is Kylo. Somehow Luke succumbed to the Dark Side like his dad, perpetuating the lineage, and now it’s up to this new generation to stop him. It ruins the memory of how Luke rejected the Emperor’s overtures, but it makes for a better story than, “Luke comes in at the end to save Finn’s…

Where Luke is actually a figment of someone’s imagination? I know we’re talking about hokey religions and ancient weapons, but Fight Club seems a little out there.

Good point. I hope it’s not something cheesy like Ren laying waste to things, then when it seems all hope is lost, Luke comes out of hiding and saves Finn’s ass.

There were rumors of Hayden Christensen coming back to the franchise...

What if... Luke is actually Kylo Ren?

Nah, the Jersey fold is almost exactly like the New Yorker fold, except it’s cheaper, but requires you to wait at the table while your server folds it and feeds it to you.

I feel like this is the reverse New Yorker fold

You only get a few years of dutiful work out of them before they complain and lock themselves in their rooms with crappy music shaking the whole house because you just don’t understand them, not to mention that kids are in no way free.

Counter-argument to all of these suggestions:

Don’t forget Master Ball duping!

Given how I only just updated my Moto X 2013 to Lollipop recently, I harbor no delusions that it will ever see Marshmallow.

I can see so many parallels to experiments with animals where they have to perform a certain task (like push a button) and be rewarded with food. Is Jeff Bezos playing scientist?