I can tell you that there wouldn't be as many shit-for-brain people in NYC who throw their doors wide open into the traffic stream, only to have it and possibly their legs taken completely off.

I used to drive an '89 Legend and I thought I was sitting on the ground in that thing. I can only imagine what the NSX is like..

Japanese*

Confucius say: "I never said any of that."

But then how will he keep himself occupied on the can? /sarcasm

I hope you had a massive barbecue with all those wood chips.

I'll allow it.

You didn't hear? It's all about balancing with carbon tax credits.

'INCONCEIVABLE' would've worked better there :P

That goes for 9/10ths of SUV drivers too. Hell, that pretty much goes for any vehicle.

I never understood why one needed a mitten to wipe their ass.

Probably better than "cheek-to-cheek" though.

Bonus btus, you mean.

I'm with helpful guy, but you might want to check out the support underneath that wood flooring. One of the rooms of our house has enough support to hold up a grand piano (not sure how heavy, but they're definitely heavy), but when my piano teacher planned on moving, she asked if she could store hers in our place. We…

Definitely still a worthy group, no doubt about that. I didn't phrase my original reply correctly though, I meant to say besides the overhead and managerial expenses (http://money.cnn.com/2013/05/24/pf/…). For my former work group's cause, we wanted to direct the donations to the Philippines specifically (we were an…

Red Cross doesn't put all of the donations towards (whatever it is you're donating to). They actually take quite a bit out for overhead and managerial expenses. I found that out when a group at work tried to donate for the flooding in the Philippines a few years back. Not saying don't donate to them, but just to be…

Hey MTA: if you promise to buy a couple of these things to clear your tracks, I will support a fare increase.

So can he speed up the process by laying in a tanning booth for a few hours?

Congrats?

Maybe Spanky's had a mind of its own too.