Well, considering what they've managed to do with just Hiluxes (Hiluces?)..

Makes sense now that you mention it. I never put the two together until now.

You learn something new everyday.

I didn't think the Japanese drove on the left side of the road though.

I know it's possible, but I'm always afraid my transmission will disintegrate if I tried this with a stick.

Kinda like some (most) of their consumer cars... /runs away

What else would you call them then? Empty cans? They are what they are, and the fact that a city police force saw fit to acquire three of them is more sensational than that.

Rubbernecker motherf*cker.

That might be a role currently filled by police choppers and first responders.

I wish this stuff would run without the Java. It never runs correctly for me in Chrome.

That's actually genius.

We prefer the term 'Chinese', and the reason they say no is because owning "foreign products", even if they're made down the street from them, is a status symbol, not based on quality. There's also the fact that a lot of the people who own these things still remember the time when their government wouldn't allow it,…

ITT: A bunch of people repeating racist views on foreign manufacturing quality, while completely ignoring all the years that Detroit spat out POS cars. And in some cases, still do. Do they remember the "Ford Exploder"?

Front lights seem too small in proportion with everything else. But at least it doesn't look like the derpy, over-excited cartoon character of the previous gen?

I'd liken it more to prison. A standard Merc is like the little township jail you find yourself in after a bender one night. An AMG is where you end up in federal f*ck-me-in-the-ass prison, which may have one or both of the following: an on-campus CIA black site; and an inmate nicknamed "Big Tony" for the stick he…

They didn't do a donut-shaped patty. My dad does that, and by the time it's done, everything is pretty uniform in color (light pink), the outside is browned nicely, and the meat's expanded enough to make the hole disappear.

Neither hold a candle to Jets fans.

I misread that as oxytocin at first and was thoroughly confused.

Pardon me while I change my shorts.

I stopped using the app once it started asking me for the social lab testing rights to my firstborn. I guess at least they asked this time?