Puja’s mother isn’t too bothered about beauty treatments. In fact, her first attempt at grooming her eyebrows was…
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Me too! However, I was recently told by a date that I was kind of a Manic Pixie Dream Boy. She then later downgraded me to “simply manic.”
and you know what? you deserve to like whatever you wanna like. you do you, boo.
I told my husband yesterday that I want to separate. We dated for four years. Our five year wedding anniversary is in less than a month, so that’s 9 years of history together (we started dating in our teens). He’s the only guy I’ve ever slept with, kissed, etc. etc. I feel an exhilarating mixture of guilt, terror, and…
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Today in really fucked-up restaurant customer behavior: this.
A shot at love lasted TWO seasons thank you very much.
The other weird thing is that the Big Brother production people are saying that “she has been removed because we found out about the Nazi stuff from 2013”, not because she said or did anything in the house. Which is ridiculous. I knew about that - literally the only things I know about Tila Tequila are that she was a…
i would be straight destroying lawns if I were a californian right now. im in Oregon, we do ok, and my lawn has been dead hay brown all summer. Conserve, be responsible! whats thr best way to take out a lawn- a big truck?
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Post-Myspace Tila is infinitely more interesting. I still revisit this video regularly.
#droughtshaming
There is a man who, through repeated experimentation, figured out how to get a bigger Chipotle burrito without…
I like the “Moxie” part?
Dear Jezzies, I will be in Scotland in five days 4 higher education. Please be my friend when I get there.
Instead of “terrible twos,” he’ll have a dotcom bubble.
I had a customer throw a video game at me and start faking a heart attack in an attempt to get around a very clearly stated rule that you can’t return opened video games. She told us she was going to sue us for physical and emotional distress. We offered to call her an ambulance and all of a sudden she seemed fine,…
It was a problem because unlike full-line Nordstrom, the Rack actually does have corporate-set restrictions on returns, since everything is already discounted. Cashiers are expected to enforce those policies, until a manager shows up and makes them look like an idiot by just doing whatever the customer wants (at which…
No wonder my Starbucks is so nice to me. I just order what’s on the menu and pay for it. I watched a woman once struggle to get a frappachino that she didn’t want any ice in. The girl behind the counter was like “Then it’s a lukewarm mocha, is that what you want?” and the woman was “NO! I want a frapacchino WITH NO…
Seventeen was never that awesome! Sassy, however, was the shit. RIP Sassy.
You would think that because that makes sense and is logical. Sadly you are incorrect, customer service is get the customer to shut the fuck up soonest. The place I work at will give the customer anything to make them happy so the higher ups at corporate dont hear about the complaining customer. Asshole customers know…
A girl whose parents wouldn’t allow her to buy make-up always used the testers in stores to apply make-up before school.