Either one would fit for me. My mother was half Carrie’s mother, half Norma Bates, but boy did she ever get mad at me for being sad while watching Mommy Dearest. At 6 years old. You know, because my being sad about it made her look bad. :/

My step-mother is also an alcoholic and narcissist. I completely understand the need to please and to make everything seem “okay.” I have yet to break away, so kudos to you. xo

My mother is an alcoholic, compulsive-spender-hoarder narcissist. I finally went no contact with her last year and this will be my first mother’s day not acknowledging her. It’s tough because there is always an innate desire to please, to be a good person to your mother. But when it just gets thrown in your face and…

Mine was an EIGHT grade perm. Should’ve known better, but alas.

I am so glad I am not the only one who is in the “first grade perm” club. Totally went with my grandma to her stylist and walked out with the same ‘do, my mom was horrified.

Jessica Williams then did an excellent Hunger Games bit as a clownish Capital resident...

Would you like some Horsey sauce?

ERIN AND SARAH’S MANSION IS THE SAME MANSION KOURTNEY AND SCOTT USED TO LIVE IN

Having owned the very first laserdisc player, which at the time was insanely expensive. The remote control was attached with a cord. There was so little available that I actually owned a disc of Olivia Newton-John videos. Think about that for a minute. And Liza performing live on Broadway. Some nature shows, like…

Dude I totally wore that yellow polo white skirt combo. I paired it with ankle socks and sandals. I totally rocked that shit. I thought. Then my older cousin came along and said she absolutely would not go into the Red Lobster with me wearing socks with sandals. It was a tough lesson to learn but necessary.

For some reason, every slumber party I went to as a kid in 1981 featured "Xanadu" on a rented laserdisc player. Not sure why it wasn't available on VHS (or Beta). Perhaps they were going laserdisc only in honor of Xanadu's super future roller skating vibe?

All I can say is that this is exactly what 1981 looked like, and that I need to lie down now.

WHAT?! HOW CAN SHE LEAVE?

“Hello Bruce!”

This is awesome! Very well said, and she looks fucking amazing as always.

But reading the linked article about how some people find it problematic annoys me a lot.
Why do some white people always have to make it about themselves? This is basically the same as MRAs turning conversations about feminism to “men’s rights”.…

Can we go together and hold hands? I feel like this is a girl-date kind of movie.

I am sure she has a fainting couch. Because she resents the implication. SHE RESENTS THE IMPLICATION GOOD SIRS AND MADAMS.