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Nah, he's been trotting out this specific San Antonio hate for a long time. Shaq too has been fond of trashing a city that used to be his home. Mark Cuban has talked shit. It's pretty common to make SA the butt of jokes.

Interestingly, when I read the terms "enormous man" and "flesh mountain" I assumed it was because, as a pro bball player he is actually ginormous, not b/c he is fat—especially since he isn't really even "fat" anymore. Interestingly it seems a number of commenters read it as body shaming him on his weight. I wonder

Oh Charles.

It's a homemade soup made of energy drinks and a heaping cup of stupid.

"eat soup if you're dieting"

I hope Christopher Pike is the villain in that movie.

‘Fuck’ is one of my favorite words. I love it, I love the way it rolls off the tongue and punctuates sentences with

I posted this in the open thread yesterday but here's my totally-not-serious-but-lol- if-it-were-true theory about the ending of the show. It arises from the fact that The Walking Dead season finale also happened this week, and, um, gin. (I felt better when a commenter said Jason Segel raised the possibility of this

It hurts. Bad. Josh Charles and Julianna Margulies have SUCH amazing chemistry that I always believed the characters would wind up together. I can't imagine the show without him. I am definitely watching Letterman tonight to try to understand and forgive Josh for leaving the show. I forgive the writers because their

Fabulous idea. I will put that as the audio for my Outlook schedule reminders. Whenever I have to go anywhere or do anything, it will say "You need to cut the bullshit".

An audio recording of Oprah telling me to "cut the bullshit" is all I need to motivate myself for anything ever.

To be clear, my brother has a job, lives in a group home, and has a girlfriend. A lot of people reading this cannot claim the same level of independence.

Dear John K, please join up with Jhonen Vasquez and make a Ren and Stimpy/Invader ZIM crossover. Thank you.

I was literally just googling him Wednesday night/Thursday morning to figure out what happened in his life since THAT shit went down.

THIS SHOW IS STILL ON THE AIR???

Bitch, check your outside-out privelege.

Flesh colored is the best...those people who are inside out are icky.

Dear prospective parents of the world,