This is the first time I've felt like a true "old" here.

Your love of Alan Alda is as hilarious as it is unexpected.

I'm so sorry. Big hugs to you and thank God (or the Big Shoe) for your family!

"I also gotta say, darlin', I support you being a grown woman and explorin' your sexuality and all that, but what is goin' on with your tongue? I think that's what's makin' everyone think you're on drugs."-DAD

Re: Justin Timberlake saying it's all par for the course, and Madonna, and Britney, and so on and so on...

Watching the "So Yesterday" video, remembering when mid-thigh denim skirts were the height of fashion.

When I was in middle school, the popular girls I knew went to a summer camp with Hilary Duff. They had real pics with her and everything. They used to harass her on AOL when she was trying to get famous. Who's laughing now??

I think this is one of those instances where it's acceptable, if not preferable to stick your head in the sand. heyyy-oooh.

"I'm ready for my blood transfusion, Mr. DeMille."

Dear fellow commenters,