Seriously I have never like chobani - until now. I will now buy one container a week while One Million Moms protests them.

You know, I catch a ton of shit for it but I just FUCKING LOVE Smashmouth. I don’t know what season the lead singer was on Surreal Life but if you have never heard him speak about his dead child, it will fuck you up. I cried for hours watching it.

Eh, as much as I adore a good trolling, this came off as a swarmy, self-appointed next generation Holden wannabe. He’s telling his truth and god’s truth and his balls truth.

But you know back at Douchenozzle Academy, he probably got to fingerblast some girl over this and now he’s all about preaching to the world *HIS* truth. ... and you know he totally has at least one paper or resume or shitty 90’s website with a bio line about how *HIS* truth is the only one that matters.

oh, love that’s because it might be about us having our panties drop because we want them to and not because we are swooing over a jackass who truly believes that we don’t like violent gangland movies.

And seriously, did he think any real fans of the movie that were female out ther would be all, “OMG he’s totally a Holden Caufield with his use of irony and getting in my face. My ovaries are all on FIRE for this dude!”?

Seriously, my household contains 3 females. The 2 year old can quote that movie since she’s watched it 2 times a month since I gave birth to her and even more while she was still in utero (I like to imagine her practicing cussing and cutting a bitch while still a fetus). The 18 year old has had to tell me, “mom I…

I am loving you made a whole “running from dinosaurs in high heels” category up there. you go :)

Ok but I am someone who was arrested for basically peeing. My husband was supposed to watch our then 16-month-old child. He decided to get blitzed instead and let our baby cross the highway. I ran and got her but was arrested for his actions. My sister, who can’t work, had to borrow money from people to try to bond me…

because Kentucky worries more about the age of the whisky produced in their state rather than the age of consent.

well played there

the fact they planned it for months and didn’t tell her - that’s why i’d be pissed off it was going on during my honeymoon, an event i was sharing with my family when most people haul ass to get away from theirs.

ok I fall in this category and read The Story of O after being raped the 3rd time. I still enjoyed it and thought I should kill myself for being so fucked up. My husband is in prison, I work on a phone sex line (before and after the rape), and his friend raped me yet Im reading this? I really thought that meant enough…

I’m now crying for a woman I never met but felt like she was family. She reminded me, in spirit and attitude, of my grandmother that I lost when I was 8.

total awesomesauce

OMG MORE MORE MORE

heard the same thing as well about the cursing and yelling without being provoked or asked to.

thanks. writing them all on my new site next week so i can make something for my kids just in case my health nosedives again. the 18 year old lived through many of them (I was 20 when I had her) but the 23 month old is still a n00b to mom’s crazy life.

I met Dennis Rodman back when he was playing for San Antonio. This was in the early 90’s and I live in Texas so that meant so much hate it was insane. (it’s gotten better here). I would hang my pride rings on my rearview window while at college because some of my teachers would incessantly bitch about it. I had my…

Since he was a terrier/chihuahua mix, he wasn’t very big at all. I told the dog it couldn’t have my non-generic Ritz but could have the ones I got on sale. He was not pleased to be offered the reject crackers because his dog mommy (the person I babysat the dog for was my landlord and the dog was her baby).