My dad found God a few years ago (as a man who made fun of me going to church as a child, this amuses me so much) and would drive a bus of rich bitch church kids from the far northside of San Antonio to a church/acting camp. He gets up there and all the other kids arrived in a bus like the rich bitch kids he drove (a…

My god, she is fucking sexy. Yes, I'm objectifying her but she's smart and pretty - those are the girls I have a thing for.

Hey I'd like to think wolves have much better sense of logic and morals than these girls. They would make fun of her for not having a boyfriend and for not having sex yet then call her an ugly fat slut.

What's sad to me is how the school does nothing and because my daughter towers over these girls (besides outweighs them), if she actually had it in her to kick their ass she'd end up in Juvenile Detention. My husband broke down one day after seeing our daughter get off the bus crying and having her ask, "Why don't…

I threatened to go kick her mom's ass personally for doing such a horrible job at parenting.

She was raised by very wealthy parents who didn't see a damn thing wrong with her comment when I brought it up. They paid the fine and blew it off (you can be fined here for bullying but good luck finding anyone to help you make complaints).

I've gone as far as to press charges with the school who turned around to give my daughter summer school for the missing the same amount of days as the girls who were abusing my child. But they can pay the 300 dollar ticket with their personal accounts and we live on my disability check while my husband works as my…

I just love her so much. She gives all plus size girls a chance to feel like maybe they aren't alone and can love their bodies. My daughter is 16 and is bullied for her size, because she's more developed than other girls, and anything else you can think of. (More than one girl has told her they hope her mom died…

But they were hacked!!

I enjoyed the fuck out of this sketch. I love it when my kid (she's 16 now) gets as excited laughing at stuff like this with me.

I so agree on this - Bill Murray is so damn awesome in this movie.

The original "Wild Things", "Bound", and "Showgirls" are supposedly a big part of my "get-a-straight-and-totally-sober-girl-in-to-bed-with-you" movie pack. For the "straight" girl who seriously told me in an all Benjamin Braddock way that I was trying to seduce her then jumped in my lap to kiss me, I appreciated that…

My daughter and I watched this - she was in tears laughing. She hadn't read the email yet (her puppy died this weekend) and was wondering why Michael Shannon was going insane. The fact that it was real made her laugh harder and she wants a shirt that says "Cunt Punter". (she's 16 - I'm looking to say fuck it and get…

Oh man, I can't wait to see this movie. Seriously, I would love it to end with James Garner reciting it to his ghost mom like the end of the Notebook just because my daughter has made me watch that damn movie at least 20 times.

My husband and daughter have this problem when they wear black tennis shoes or boots. I put dryer sheets in their shoes or those new fragrance boosters in their shoes overnight as well as launder their socks with those. Since then, the smells have almost gone completely away.

I shall be irritating my husband and daughter all day with this (the daughter not so much because she loves Ryan Gosling in the way hormonal 15 year old girls about to turn 16 in 6 days can do so well).

Dude, I can't believe I missed that one!

why thank you :)

Sorry, being almost 27 weeks pregnant and stuck on bedrest plus a low dose of Vicodin makes me weirder than normal :)

As a woman in Texas, a vagina being murdered would get you probation unless there was sperm somewhere near an egg. Then it would possibly be premeditated vagina murder since she tweeted about wanting it to happen. Vaginas are nothing but tools for the majority of tools in this state unless there might be a zygote…