“it was my fault for trying to grab your phone,”

and that her half-sister’s “rags-to-riches” narrative was inaccurate since their father made sure she attended “elite and expensive private schools.”

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No wonder Meghan thought she’d be able to deal with Harry’s shit family.

Can’t imagine why Meghan wanted to get away from these people.

I’m going to guess that the sister has been a pain in the ass for Meghan’s entire life. Meghan went out and got famous-ish and made some money as an actress and likely didn’t share the wealth or bring her sister into the limelight (because why would she?). So the sister’s bitter. Meghan marrying a prince and becoming…

No sort of defamation or slander is needed to make Samantha Markle and her father look bad - they do a fantastic job of portraying themselves as massive assholes all on their own.

This woman sounds absolutely awful. Same with the father. They’ve made money defaming Meghan Markle. No wonder Harry and Meghan have no contact with them.

However I’ve come to feel about Harry and Meghan lately (they’re vainglorious and boring) I will 100% be on their side when it comes to the Markles.

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m pretty sure some of us have been discussing the shit the guys have been wearing for a hot minute now.

Grade-A Prime father material there! Can’t imagine why his ex-girlfriend opted for an abortion rather than a life tied to this winner. It’s a real mystery.

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His comeback wasn’t even that funny!

Even better, a comment in response to an unsolicited brag/attack on said teenager. Like literally all he had to do was not say anything in the first place.

This is seriously a strong candidate for the biggest self-own in the history of Twitter. The tweet where Greta crushed him is one of the most liked tweets ever on Twitter, and then on top of that he helped get himself trying to do a thoroughly bad reply! What a wild thing to happen. 

The absolute definition of “small dick energy”.

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

Male “feminists” are exhausting in the way they are so reductive when it comes to the inner lives of women, but the comments around pregnant women “back in the day” having to “fight” for their own lives is actually pretty fucking offensive given how many women die in childbirth in the US, thanks in no small part to…