What the what???? She fucking dies?

It's been 25 years now, it's ok to say that Aeris dies.

I walked right into that one.

I hope this guy dies on a grassy knoll.

No, ‘bullshit’ is too many letters

Twitter needs a “report for being an asshat” option.

Don’t get Barsanti started on the [redacted], and what they’re doing to the soil.

They found Goofus’s head over by the sno-cone concession.

No serious people have any objections to a kiss waking up Snow White in a fairy tale that’s existed since time immemorial.

This is what I don’t get - Snow White was (apparently) dead. Prince Charming was heartbroken by the sight of her lying dead, so he decided to give her a last kiss goodbye since he was never going to see her again.

She ages up from 7 to 17 living with dwarves for ten years in the original story, so she’s a teen by the time of the creepy kiss. HOWEVER, that means the pedophile-ass Magic Mirror said that a 7 year old Snow was the “fairest” in the land, which ewwww, and also that 7 year old Snow got into the dwarves’ wine.

Trying to extend your 15 minutes of fame in the age of social media is a wookie mistake.