Whos the U-Boat commander? I seriously think these guys are trying to total their cars for the insurance money.

Cars are not manufactured and/or designed to kill or hurt people. Guns in the other hand...

Tell that to the rest of the world where shit like this doesn’t happen at the rate it does here. Does no one want to commit acts of terror in the rest of the world? Only in the US?

How much money is the NRA giving you to spew their talking points?
If they aren’t you’re a whore not a prostitute, at least a real pro gets paid to do what others do for free.

Yeah but he’s not brown so according to this handy reference card he must be actually mentally disturbed.

“Our DAY was RUINED!!!”

June 14, 1987.... Mets Phillies. We’re enjoying a beautiful afternoon
in the right field stands when a crucial Hernandez error led to a five run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game.

I DESPISE him!

I hate Keith Hernandez, HATE HIM.

Can’t really blame Jay. You want to retire and relax for awhile on the beach. Then your wife says she’s inviting over Jenny McCarthy for dinner and suddenly it’s imperative you play football, but what you really want is to be back on that beach....

Gee, if only there were some other way to protect the hearing of sportsmen firing weapons.

It’s simpler even: fans of wanton violence and destruction tend to not be the most empathetic individuals.

I was about to say something about gun control in America...but then I remembered Sandy Hook and realized if that didn’t change anything, I doubt this will. I really hope I’m wrong about that.

If sports is really an escape from politics, then we should probably get rid of the national anthem before the game. No need for the reminder about politics and war before the game starts.

This looks so much like the side of my van it’s scary.

A glorious Washington Waterfall indeed.

The NBA has had to struggle for sixty years... juggling the fact that so much of its talent is black, with the fact that so much of the American fanbase is white supremacist. They’ve tried to avoid being “too black” and keep their TV contracts, etc, so this is pretty much par for the course. Remember, this league…

*releases statement*

pls bring back spicy nuggets thx