The only way Jessica could have seen “re-runs” of Newlyweds is if she watched them on DVD. It was never in syndication!
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Jessica’s thoughts “Nick is just like Daddy and Jesus! He’s perfect! Is tuna fishes actually chicken? Chicken of the sea? Jesus Daddy!”
I always love to say “I hear your idea...now sell me on it.”
A socially appropriate response to the first story would have been “I’m sorry sir, I wasn’t able to properly count your crusty dirty money. I’ll be back in a moment after I go to find a pair of rubber gloves so that I will not risk biological contamination by making physical contact with your 2 bodily fluid soaked…