The cuteness. It ruptured my fucking spleen and now I’m dying on the floor of my cubicle, but I’m fine with that.

Yeah I second that. STEEPLY! That’s that fuckers name. Okay. Anyway. Definitely cut like the majority of their conversation/make them actually go assassinate some people.

Shit that’s right, huh? Okay so then maybe Orin breaks out of the upside-down glass thing while Marathe and the cross-dressing assassin discuss [insert academic topic here].

The REAL ending to Infinite Jest (Some spoilers): “And when he came to he was on a beach under a low sky filled with clouds and the tide was way out”.... and then he ACTUALLY came to in the hospital bed where the phantom of Mr. Incandenza was like “Would you... uh... would like.. mind if I uh... if I just grabbed some…