Twitter is #GoodActually.

Could you imagine if they made Westworld in the '70s? I bet it'd look something like this…

Especially considering how much of an afterthought the US Title was when Dean had it as a member of The Shield.

You really should. It rips.

Fuck all y'all, the Big Mac is a great hamburger.

Kurt Eichenwald would have you know that Bernie was on unemployment in his 30s and had to steal electricity. Such an October Surprise would have killed him among all the 30-something workers in the Rust Belt struggling to pay their utilities.

Her campaign raffled off tickets for the musical in one of her fundraising emails, and she quoted from it during her acceptance speech at the DNC. Miranda also made that awful "Seven Election Commandments" song for her.

Yeah, god forbid someone not vote for someone who doesn't represent their views.

That's pretty much exactly what happened. They thought they were safe in Wisconsin, so when the state office asked for money to pay canvassers, they were told to go screw.

No, they absolutely need to learn something because while the Republicans nominated a lunatic, the Democrats lost to him.

Yeah, I think it wound up being, like, 6%. Meanwhile, the moderate Dem support for Trump was around 9%.

That abandon-your-base strategy seems to be working super well. I'm glad we're back to having a Democrat-controlled Congress.

Remember that New Girl episode where Jess and Cici volunteered for the Clinton campaign and almost got a bunch of Trump-supporting sorority girls excited to vote? Well…

“Lin-Manuel Miranda rap-weeping at awards shows”
I want to vote for Trump now.

Maybe Hillary should have thrown a bone the left's way in order to earn that endorsement.

You know, you can only expect so much when the candidate didn't set foot in the state since the primary.

I mean, I'd be wrong if I'd actually done anything that you accused me of there. Instead, I want my representatives to stop being pushover babies who kowtow to every conservative whim. That's why no one's fucking voting for them. That's why they lost this election.

Fuck that. Be mad. Obstruct. All that liberals have gotten from taking the high road is some smug self-satisfaction and the loss of all three branches of the government. Stop being civil. Make these motherfuckers *work* for any regressive policy they're pursuing. Stop being spineless.

Mike Nelson?

"this bell looks all cool"
(Citation needed)