Ultimate Joke Ending: Edmure Tully becomes King of Westeros because literally everyone else of any importance is dead. He is the greatest king in Westerosi history and ushers in a golden age. All is well.

Such a film would surely combine the skill of gymnastics with the kill of karate. I’m sold.

You’re the same person who said James Wood is an actual genius.

Yeah, but Stone and Parker can’t make fun of pseudo-intellectual racists wearing polo shirts and khakis because that’s their target audience. Their entire shtick for decades has been lazy, inaccurate demonization of liberals as “nanny-state tyrants” with a few toothless, token jabs thrown at conservatives so they can…

Are you saying the protagonist should use some deadly combination of gymnastics and karate; some sort of “gymkata,” if you will? No one could make a movie that goofy.

Climb out of your own ass. No one who uses “virtue signaling” in conversation is worth listening to.

But does he utilize naturally occurring gymnastics equipment to win the most dangerous game so the US can place a missile launching facility in a foreign country?

“I’m wondering how the narrative could have shifted if not every one of the protesters was depicted as a sloppy redneck. Many of the marchers at Charlottesville appeared soft-spoken at first, with a modern, clean-cut uniform of white polo shirts and khakis.”

Well, “taking on all targets” except for when Bush or Trump are in office. They’re untouchable.

it’s a bold move by Parker and Stone to feature white nationalists so prominently in the season premiere

Apparently when Trey and Matt said “No Trump,” they meant “we’re going to awkwardly avoid mentioning Trump even in episodes that are clearly about him, and his absence will stick out like a sore thumb so badly that it’ll feel like we’re censoring ourselves for no reason.”

His political ideology isn’t relevant to his acting performance

James Woods ✔ @RealJamesWoods

I’m pretty sure Deep Ones do indeed mate with humans.

“I, Ted Cruz enjoy pornography on social media like other hoomans. I am one of you and not a reptilian wearing an ill fitted Ted Cruz suit”

I just posted this to the article on Gizmodo that said the exact same thing, and since we get nearly verbatim articles across the Gawkersphere, I don’t feel too dirty copy/pasting and reposting the exact same joke. Besides, more people will see the joke here on the new and improved Kinja Club...

That’s unfair to sea-slugs: they’re perfectly decent animals and not one of them is the Zodiac killer, unlike Teddy here.

I don’t know why he’d be watching human porn, since his phylum all reproduce asexually.

I don’t believe Ted Cruz was the one that liked that porn video. The only porn Ted Cruz is into is where the submissive is humiliated and insulted by the Dom. Ted loves watching a real Alpha guy tell some creepy wormy looking guy that his wife is ugly and his Dad killed JFK. Ted always climaxes when the wormy guy…

Now imagine the propulsive score without speed ramping.