People can carry the virus years before having an outbreak. In any case, 80% of people have oral herpes. That you don’t need to disclose to anyone before you kiss them. you ex has oral herpes, you probably do too, life goes on.

Kind of like they did in Blazing Saddles.

That is grade A bullshit. Odds are he already had it.

You got lucky .. thats all. Here’s the facts folks. First, chicken pox (herpes zoster) has NOTHING to do with oral herpes (HSV1) and genital herpes (HSV2). The only thing relevant to the chicken pox herpes virus is that once contracted, you run a high risk of developing shingles at age 60+ - although they are working…

And all over whether her vagina smelt or not. Brandi was smart to change her tuna on this one. Maybe someday, Joanna can find it in her heat to make up with Brandi and be her chum.

I can’t think of a non-fetishy way for a man to fill in the blank on an “I love __physical characteristic__ women” pick up line.

It’s doubleplus-good!

They’re really at a loss in terms of what the fuck to do, huh? They really can’t find their asses,not even with help of a flashlight. It’s incredibly disheartening.

I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. Years ago I got off the subway after work and there were crowds on the sidewalks, a few people were crying, people had their car doors open and the radios blaring. I hadn’t seen anything like it since 9/11. I immediately thought, “It’s Obama. Shit.” It was Michael Jackson.…

When he and Michelle got out of the limo and walked in the inauguration parade I was so stressed out I threw up after. Seeing that footage now makes me weep for the sheer faith of it.

the rule is that you conscientiously educate yourself by asking an actual L(/l/w)ibertarian which standard of capitalization pisses them off the most, and then proceed to use that one.

Sports bra... I just can’t manage to enter in those...

I feel he generally has abnormal interactions with inanimate objects. It’s why he pisses his name all over everything he “acquires” - I wouldn’t be surprised if he has the White House kitchen staff write “Trump” on the inside of his sandwiches in mustard.

Since Trump wants to gut the filibuster rules (from 60 votes, to a simple majority of 51 votes in the Senate,) let’s also reduce the 2/3 vote required for impeachment to just 51%.

Standing ovation for the flawlessly vivid description of the steakhouse!! I can smell that telltale dank beef-fat-and-moldy-alcohol smell of the bar from here. That fucking song.

....always gives me chills. One of my favorite song lines ever.

Dad?

Those fat faces absolutely terrify me and I’m a 73 year old white guy.

Because the more you can make America look foolish and incapable, the more you can undermine trust in NATO. The more you can undermine trust in NATO, the more you dissolve the post-WWII ideals and institutions that have reduced wars in Europe. The more you can encourage wars in Europe, the more your invasions into…

“If you’re above the Santa Monica Mountains, you’re valley.”