I genuinely thought this was going to be an article about how WAY too many people are posting online about wanting to have sex with the new Pennywise...

“When I say I’ve got a good one, I’ve got a good one. A logical, thinking woman. Do you understand how hard that is? To get a woman that can think on a logistic, like, term?”

I can concur that Kevin Hart cheats on all his girlfriends and wives. An ex-friend of mine dated him years ago when he was married and I met him. He’s gross. He is a prolific cheater.

I was struck with how lucky she is to have Grace Coddington working for Vogue.

I have to believe that there is a better way to be a boss than to be a cold asshole. Having regard for other people’s feelings isn’t a weakness; its human.

In these modern times, poor, helpless cheaters just can’t trust their mistresses. #MAGA

There are a lot of Hispanics that are white/can pass for white* and I have zero expectation of them. Those are the kind that will tell you “if I came here legally, then everyone else should.” Zero sympathy for their own people, and for many, zero understanding that you may think you’re white, but most Americans don’t,…

Rich liberals are definitely out of touch but I find the issue of allies complicated. I think I am more angry at the Latinos that vote for Trump https://www.thoughtco.com/meet-the-people-behind-donald-trumps-popularity-4068073 From the article “he English-dominant Hispanic electorate was closely split between Clinton…

I didn’t watch the Emmy’s last night but I saw this on Buzzfeed along with a lot of audience reactions and Melissa McCarthy’s face was definitely mine.

“Look, baby, I can’t control my dick. No man can. It’s just not logistical.” <— Kevin to his McRib, probably.

He’s correct. As a percentage of the population, logistics experts are extremely rare. To find a woman logistics expert you’d have to work at it. Maybe hang out at bars near UPS headquarters.

Yeah, she should have NEVER piped up with that b.s. And you know Kevin’s dumbass co-signed on to it.

I’m sure she isn’t thrilled about her shitty ex-husband continuing to be shitty but I think it will probably stop his new wife from throwing stones. She was literally celebrating two years of this man cheating on Torrei with her on a post about their anniversary.

The Donald Trump School of Grammar and Sentence Construction.

Aaaand Torrei Hart has the last goddamn laugh.

Ah, yes, the logical woman. A mysterious, hard-to-find creature, explains the man between lies.

kevin hart’s wife should put all his favorite stuff on the top shelf

A logical, thinking woman. Do you understand how hard that is? To get a woman that can think on a logistic, like, term?

Drake’s Denzel tattoo looks like Jamie Foxx.

“Do you understand how hard that is? To get a woman that can think on a logistic, like, term?” Fuck off, Kevin Hart. This does not surprise me at all.