My two breast are named “barely” and “there”.

I love how uncomfortable Dolly was after Jane and Lilly trashed the trashy-assed president.

I would give you all the +1s. They absolutely do refuse to hire an editor and it leads to embarrassing mistakes. Like a Deadspin writer last week didn’t know the Rams played in LA for a year and he had to do an update/retraction to admit he was wrong. An editor would have made sure that wasn’t even published.

I think they pay for one, he is just either terrible at his job or on permanent vacation. Like I could literally do a better job as editor if it was my side job.

I don’t usually post here, but I lurk and star like a mofo and I was getting antsy.

I’m a native Texan, and I assume that Southerners do something that Texans do when speaking to people with “yankee” or British accents: overplay their own accent for effect when the situation calls for it. This is sometimes a way to encourage the natural tendency of the potential adversary to underestimate your…

I look forward to watching the “Behind the Music” 20 years from now.

I think there’s a difference between her growing up around the accent and getting it herself vs Iggy who isn’t even American who puts one on only for performances.

James Woods has asked for her digits.

yah its 100% something for rich white girls so they dont have to slum it in the friend department and then they have access to the alumni network to get those sweet sweet rich white girl jobs after graduation.

No one has ever been able to give me a good explanation of why the benefits of the Greek system outweigh its long (and ongoing!) history of sexism, racism, classism, homophobia, physical violence, and substance abuse (and that’s avoiding the extremely weird “pay for friends” angle).

You’re lucky. My freshman year floor was an all girl floor with people who I guess never drank before. There was vomit all the time. Oh and this weird guy who used to come around and knock on people’s doors then make inappropriate requests if you let him in the room, like repeatedly asking you to sit on his lap. And…

It’s interesting, because if you read Dante’s description of what entering hell is like, it’s that video. Those are the screaming souls that greet you.

Remember kids, it’s more offensive to call out someone’s garbage politics and shocking lack of humanity than it is to have garbage politics and a shocking lack of humanity.

Or, put another way, Donald Fucking Trump accused our first black president of having engaged in a criminal conspiracy to illegally seize the White House. This motherfucker.

Also, in printed form, it would be libel, but that’s neither here nor there.

Yea I love that one dumbass who went as far as to say she slandered the President. Last I checked if the statements are true its not slander.

Our country has moved so far to the right that people who openly call themselves “conservatives” are basically authoritarians. It isn’t about consistency in the law, it’s about using your power to silence people you don’t like.

“Businesses need to be politically agnostic or they risk alienating large swaths of the country whether you agree with them or not.”