Miranda Kerr is so naive. Honey, you could put on a badass pantsuit, put your hair in a tight French twist, recite the Feminine Mystique, and boss your husband around when he comes home from work, and he’d still fuck you because you’re an attractive super model.

what the f kind of advice did you give to question 1

Oh, also read Nora Ephron’s “Heartburn” like, right damn now. It will help.

LW 1: GET OUT. Do not listen to this advice here and get out now. It’s not going to get better.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you DTMFA!

You should write this column.

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

I’ve actually always  worn more makeup on my own than to go to school or work and know many women who do the same for girls’ night out. I don’t think Jezebel is writing too many beauty stories, the problem is that these topics used to be on Millihelen instead of the main site. They’d only get linked after getting…

Dirt Bags for me are:

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.

Now it is. In the late 90's/early 2000's it was Interior Designer.

“I’m wearing four inch spike heels to work on my feet all day...and LOVING it!”

As an atheist, death holds no power over me. What happens after I die? Probably the same bullshit that was happening to “me” in the billions of years before I was born.

it is probably my age, but i found the main characters to be insufferable. i watched the first 2 episodes but could not keep going.

Don’t forget about PR execs!

Spoiler alert : Chobani is the killer. Everyone has to admit that Hamilton was right this whole time.

You know what would make a good shew? About a group of sister company bloggers who have to compete against each other in the same content space: media & entertainment. It’s an in-depth look at being young(ish) and getting paid(ish) to work on the internet and live in New York. But not everything is peaches and cream…

This post has piqued my curiosity. Can you explain what a “real mover & shaker” is? Who is an example? I understand being born into “high society”, but “social climbing” just confuses me. What are they climbing toward? Is it just to be in the popular club so you get to go to all the fancy parties? Do they want to be…

“Who?”

The attempt to die rich is stupid. The end goal should be die with a net worth of zero, on a beach in the south seas. “Oh, waitress! Here’s the tab for the margaritas, and my last hundred dollars as a nice tip for you!”