Ewe might get away with it, but then again you might end up on the lamb.

What about beating your man to death with a leg of lamb and feeding the results to the cops?

Oprah taught 14-year old me how to do breast exams, and stressed the importance so much that I’ve still never skipped one. She’s not perfect, but I think she means well.

I was hired last year, so we’re probably fine. But thanks.

That’s illegal if you’re in the US. Look up the National Labor Relations Act of 1935 (NLRA). There are some even stronger statutes at the state level, so check your state as well.

And what proof do you have that she supports Harvey Weinstein? (By the way, substituting ‘rapist’ with ‘sexual deviant’ is not a good look. This is the same term religious Conservatives have used to describe gays, bisexuals, and, on occasion, women they consider ‘promiscuous’ or ‘ hypersexual’ in some way. It lumps…

The silliness and wrongheadedness of going after Streep allows the Clooneys, Pitts, Tarantinos, etc. off scot-free. Streep was not on the production-side as those men and Weinstein were - so anything she “knew” was derived from rumors unless she heard it from victims themselves directly. Which no victim has stated…

$284Billion and her first thought is “oh, my Xmas lights” and not “someone done fucked up?”

i just expect it to be wrinkle free and neatly folded usually

the gentlest of reminders

I think she was trying to be helpful, then realized how dumb she was being and apologized.

shame you dont live near me then.... since ive discovered chocolate on a spoon ive been handing those out like theres no tomorow to everyone... family friends neighbours.. person that just moved in at the end of the street... i dunno... i may have issues this time of year

When the coal company her daddy worked for closed down a mine and was planning to close the company town that went with it, Loretta Lynn bought the whole damn town.   

Thank you. I know this was a joke in this blog post, but I am sick and tired of pitting women against each other. What has any of the male singers done for us lately?

The worst kind of people are the ones who think they are kind. Please take the time to read any of the biographies written by former Freaks, the end of the show was the worst thing that ever happened to them. This doen’t excuse the buying or exploitation of children, but the adult Freaks had a very different view of…

This and the US gymnastics sex abuse are the latest examples of why I give the side eye to organizations that are for and comprised of women but have men in most positions of power.

Could be the full weight of her actions is a bit beyond her capacity, yet. How many 12-year-old girls in Waukesha have grappled with the full weight of life and death? Not many.

I mean, they don’t recognize me as their Queen!!!

Yeah, that was kind of the crux of the entire piece. Good reading comprehension skills, bub!