I’ve asked around and have not heard good things about this town from anyone who’s lived there past the age of 10. All I get are new nicknames of shame:

I’m not going to look down on anyone’s personal quirks like nail-biting since we’ve all done it from time to time. However, doing it public like it ain’t no thang kind of says something about how you carry yourself.

Husband didn’t seem particularly interested in fighting dude.

And of course this dry little asshole’s husband/boyfriend is Hispanic. I wouldn’t be surprised if her PoC friends had her convinced that she had a “hood pass” to say these sorts of things. We need to stop giving white people passes.

Nope. The day Trump got elected, my Massachusetts neighbor started flying the confederate flag in front of his house instead of the US flag (ironically, but not unsurprisingly, right next to the flag with Jesus on it). I’ve seen a few more since. You used to see the occaisional small confederate flag sticker on a…

I love this newfound confidence in racists. Alluva sudden, it’s like they start the day with two jager shots (which might actually be the case anyway) and then unleash on the first minority they see. That moment when it all comes to a head, though.... when they write that one check they ass is not prepared to cash,…

Wow, this guy is pathetic. Gamers follow this kind of dumb unfunny prick??

I would hit a guy in a wheel chair, you don’t start nothing, there won’t be nothing.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

“Renegotiating a contract or breaking up a partnership? Go to legalzoom.com, your one-stop shop for at-home legal services! Now to the Subway Fresh Take Hotline, brought to you by Progressive...”

Whaddaya think’s in the Subway?

“This frayed relationship is brought to you by the fine folks at Jiffylube

“They are marvelous actors on set,” said another ESPN on-air staffer”

But if you can write a check that clears, suddenly you’re a good driver and no longer a menace on the roads?

Do you prefer meathead ex player commentary, or pseudo intellectual Bill Simmons style commentary?

I hope one day their Teleprompter breaks and the show turns into the “Wake Up and Smile” SNL skit.

Based 100% on seeing their faces in motion on the TV at the gym with no sound, plus one of their subway ads, I feel like I’d like Golic better.

I feel ashamed to admit that I wouldn’t have minded seeing this asshole’s wheelchair turned over. Witnessing bullies bullied is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Technically, Puerto Rico has an official language; two, in fact: Spanish and English. But none of that matters: THIS IS AN AIRPORT!!! So if the aggressor (thank you for your service, but that doesn’t make you the king) goes to Japan, he must know and speak Japanese?