Since you brought hockey into it, was going to chastise you for omitting a sloppy seconds remark but, since Harvey was technically getting sloppy seconds, I don’t know if Edelman is getting Harvey’s sloppy seconds, or if the system resets after seconds, if it’s not seconds if you already had firsts or if there’s even…

I never thought I’d say this, but let’s get some more snooker stories up in here.

Yes, I’m familiar with the “Stay Sweet” dictate that the FLDS uses to keep women under control. You are correct in that most destructive cults have similar behavior control mechanisms. You’ll see similarities between People’s Temple, Heaven’s Gate, FLDS, etc. They are all the same.

How desperate is ABC that they’re reviving this? Maybe I’ll be wrong, but it sounds like this will maybe get a temporary ratings boost in the first season, followed by declining ratings and cancellation by season 3.

They should have at least waited ten or fifteen years before rebooting it to ride the nostalgia train. This is like they took a small break and decided to beat a dead horse.

The last three winners of Idol: Trent Harmon, Nick Fradiani (??) and Caleb Johnson.

Good lord, how much money does Ryan Seacrest need? He already rakes in buckets of money by producing all the Kardashian shows. He’s also the king of E! News and its red carpet coverage and hosts New Year’s Eve in Times Square every year. Is he angling to run his own movie studio someday?

I never understood why Miss America or Miss USA was never turned into a multi-week American Idol-type competition. Who wouldn’t watch a field of 52 women (P.R. and DC get an entry, dammit) get whittled down over several weeks to the ultimate winner? The various challenges and competitions along the way combined with…

I don’t mean to speak for America, but literally nobody wants this. We’re busy trying to cope with having Idiot McOrangeHands as president. We tired. Leave us alone.

Oh my god stop, this is so unnecessary. American Idol hasn’t been good for forever but unfortunately reality shows are cheaper to produce than scripted ones and gain wide audiences (low number of viewers for a reality series would be relatively high for a scripted show). Also, I love JLo, but that cut crease she has…

She’s white lol

I’m a white man in my 30's, and I think that is horseshit. Jail. 6 months.

Was at the grocery store a couple days ago. Went to the express line as I only had a few items. The lady getting served when I got in line wrote a check. In the express lane! I’m like WTF?!?

Even girl scouts in Palo Alto accepts credit cards now with Square for cookie sales. They even have the chip reader ahead of Ikea.

Blond white woman.

Blond white woman. If she were a black man, she’d have been beaten or shot dead long ago.

Wow, this is worse than I thought. She also makes people wait in line behind her while she writes a check. Definitely needs to get help.

Of course she’s a CR-V driver. Dunno why but those things are one of the biggest go-to’s for dipshit drivers.

Latex always reminds me of fruit roll-up and now I’m really craving a fruit roll-up. That dress looks delicious.

In the summer, it’s a terrible idea. Terrible, terrible idea.