I used to sneakily watch the scrambled porn channel growing up. I liked to think that every once in a while, one of those blips was a nipple.

I can’t star this enough. Pictures of Cindy Crawford in a bikini were more valuable in my middle school than a bottle of booze in a maximum security prison.

It had bare boobies. In a pre-Internet world, that was all a man really needed. Damn millennial degenerates don’t know how good they have it.

Send them this.

Yeah came here to say comparing Red Shoe Diaries (clearly Magary hasn’t watched Skinamax in a while if that’s his point of reference), which had lots of hot women, to Real Sex, which was not boner material for this horny teen, is odd...

The hoteps rallied around Rachel D. as a White woman playing a Black womam who is able to get the word out about the plight of Black women. This is just icing to them.

Nunbian Heritage. OMFG.

Cathouse wasn’t much better either. You had to go to HBO Zone for the softcore consolation prizes.

WTF?

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

Someone needs to add a link to the other article pointing here for all those salty ass white people who are just flummoxed that Black women had a problem with those new commercials.

you’re living in the real world not realizing that this shit happens every day in real life. “as a football fan it makes me sad”... get your head out of your ass, dipshit.

as opposed to life in general, where no one ever beats up a woman, rapes someone or drives drunk...

There are SEVERAL things in that series of events that are deeply pathetic for someone 38.

Excuse me, but this photo does not include his dog. Here’s one time he read a bedtime story with his dog!

Something deeply pathetic about being 38 and throwing up in your bed four times and just going to sleep in your own puke.

That is some serious 007 action from Tom Hardy. YOUR MOVE, IDRIS ELBA *fans self*

Thanks for being the first to admit it.