Nicki, hey girl. Find any new ghostwriters yet? Why don’t you team up with Foxy, or she can at least school you on life after being famous.

Who wore it better?

I’m excited! But what does the Deadspin Legal Team have to say, tho?

So many questions: I lived in Harlem for 5 years (with a car) but NEVER drove to Times Square. Hell, why would any New Yorker go near Times Square especially at the beginning of the Summer tourist season? All the Subway lines have connection in or through 42nd Street so why drive? And how did he drive down either the…

And they always walk away without a scratch.

Unless they’re hacked which would increase this kind of attack.

I try...

I snort-laughed at this.

For context I worked with a number of Registered Sex Offenders in undergrad. Someone who’s 18 who dates someone who’s 17 VS. A person who commits a public sex act are WAY different re: recidivism. And because he’s not been named publicly he won’t have the same “shame” and stigma associated with the crime which is…

No he won’t. There really aren’t any consequences after he finishes probation. He’ll get caught again and the behavior (which was already pretty flagrant) with escalate.

He wanted to get caught/This couldn’t have been his first time doing it.

Full disclosure: I’m a grown woman with a random picture of Kelly Bensimon and the quote “I’m up here, you’re down here.” It’s an in joke with a former co-worker whom I miss and couldn’t stand to take it down when they left. We went through a lot of peer-bullying and while things are better now, I miss him and the…

Oh? Go on. You’re among friends here...

THIS!!!!

He looks like a frog, but a handsome/well-aged frog.

Let me guess? C Student? Middle tier occasional football walk-on? Told bad jokes in the locker room? Sounds like the police they’re hiring as of late:

I think it was the alleged gaslighting involved and the general heroin-Ryan douchiness of that time period. I read the full Vulture article and yeah, he was a bad influence.

And if the child’s father is married, can’t he be tried for adultery? Isn’t that a thing?

I don’t like to get into people’s business, but Ryan lost me when he very publicly dumped Leona Naess for Parker Posey and was allegedly cheating under the guise of “giving Parker mandolin lessons.” I don’t know why, but it really bothered me that someone could be a callous liar to their live-in partner.