What is going on with Mo’Nique? She seems angry and petty but there may be more to the story for her to hold this kind of grudge and keep talking about it. I just hate ugliness though, so please let the late, great Prince Rogers Nelson communicate my feelings on this story:

What a story. I thought you were going to say you let your foot slip on the gas and rolled toward him...Or, over him. Next time (and I’m not even kidding because you have to protect yourself) pull a Doris Duke and run that motherf*cker right over.

(A University they probably had/have no hope of getting into...That’s what this is really about.)

THIS!

Mahomes is not a rapper, but the same concept applies re: you can’t go home again/Stay in the same area because you’ll become a bright shining target for shenanigans:

Look at this Rockefeller over here....

Whatever. Quindarious Monday was robbed.

And that incident in Austin where she was found wandering near the house in a median, with no shoes on, crying...Allegedly. (The police report is heavily redacted.)

That’s why most comedians are pretty morose and moody in real life: Allegedly Jim Carrey, Johnny Carson, David Letterman, etc. are/were difficult to live with/be around when not onstage.

But we’re in the United States. Why do you have to throw your easy access to Tim Horton’s in our face? The New York ones were never good, the batter was all wrong, and the coffee was sub par. I so rarely get to Toronto but now I’m going to have to book a flight...because of you...

Google “Honeypot Schemes.” Madonna in her prime would have been perfect for that.

THIS!!!! It would explain SO much. (And I believe Sean Penn works for some kind of clandestine organization as well. He seems to have unfettered access to such odd places.)

Because of her family line...They’re Sith Royalty.

...Oh...Well, the Rust Belt can be a fun place to visit. Even for movie stars:

Since when? I thought it was all by card now.

I can’t stop laughing...Britney is all of us at one time or another.

Wow, thank you. That explains so much. You know who else allegedly encouraged followers to “always seem happy” to the point of having local doctors prescribe loads of Xanax?

But, like in what world would this be believable? I guess he’s in a bubble of yes people and everyone said “Oh yeah, it’s SO cool. Oprah will love it” only to be met with Oprah’s full body cringe.

Wow, thanks for the article. I’m shocked/but not shocked. And coupled with him replacing his longtime PR person with his sister...

Yep.