@BeZen: I want to hear her speak French. I drives me wild! "Oh, ma cherie!"

@joe.glass: Except without the golf club implanted upside his skull.

@Alfisted: Amazing what can be done with a pedal board.

Does Iomega make an external SSD with eSATA interface that will work with this?

Before these students graduate, Skynet will become self-aware.

@karmaghost: Blasphemer! Drag this one to the soccer stadium and make an example of him. Thou shalt not say, "pissed"!

Real men prefer rats and the ladies who fancy rats.

Will a third of these suffer catistrophic failure (ala "red ring of death")?