Just say, "I don't consent to searches."

Since Marchionne will be in charge he'll probably call it the Ferrari FU Luca

Beverly Hills? C'mon, that's Paris compared to South Florida.

What exactly is the point of getting dragged behind a car?

Should match nicely with the 'dogs playing poker' velvet painting hanging in the garage.

New coat of wax and she'll be good as new.

Yeah bitch, science!

If Kickstarter doesn't work out there's always drug smuggling.

You don't need a 10 inch penis either, but it's not necessarily a bad thing to have.

If you want that much understeer, save some money and just get a FWD econobox.

These go to eleven.

Looks like they may have let Harris out of his cage in the UK.

Blah, blah, blah, what is the fucking number already?

The GTI.

And I didn't even have to pay to watch the video.

More renminbi than brains.

It's not nice to make fun of mentally challenged adults like Sarah Palin.

Foxtrot Alpha, fucking heard of it smart-guy?

Holy shit, this ain't good.

Edmunds got a Macan S for their long-term test fleet and so far the MPG has not been good at all. 13.8 mpg? Ugh.