Cute couple!

Yawn.

Just because you can race a car doesn't necessarily mean you can race every car.

Wow, you sure are dense. Humor, fucking heard of it?

Stupid place to put a house.

About as impressive as a used car lot in a bad part of town.

"Look like hell"?

Robots don't care if they live in Germany or Mexico.

The whole idea of a practical hatchback is to be practical. Go figure.

Fucking lawyers.

Kill it with fire before it KILLS US ALL!

Craptastic!

Fuck that shit.

It still amazes me that visitors to enthusiast car blogs still have no clue what a test mule vehicle is.

Keeps your eyes on the road, fuckstick.

Ferrari lost me years ago when they gave up the on the massive US market by pulling out of the Los Angeles Auto Show to focus on the Chinese and UAE markets.

"Can America still be great even if we don't get the Volkswagen GTD? I just don't know anymore."

And that's why you should always check the flight controls for proper function before launching.

From Jettas to Space Shuttles, those gosh darn pesky malfunctioning O-rings can just ruin your whole day.

The Outback is classified as a wagon. That would be why.