Oh cool, they made a Drunk History episode into a feature film.

This apology has real “please don’t replace me, I just bought a yacht” energy.

the showdown of insidious private sector vs. fascist public sector really is a “no matter who wins, we lose” kind of setup. but yes, in this specific case, yay capitalism

Why is he giving the Black power symbol of a raised fist? He did considerable damage to people who legitimately suffered real racism.

honestly we needed a new 2004 Catwoman for this generation.

I want this to be good to upset sensitive Nolan fans and Snyder fans but for different reasons.

Oh, yummy. Another review bemoaning the action in an action movie.

Counterpoint: Sunshine absolutely ruled. 

The ending of Annihilation is the best part! 

The second book has Reacher kicking the ass of a bunch of right wing militia assholes. That should be pretty fun.

If Gizmodo has a problem with Amazon, maybe they should do their part and stop with Kinja Deals/The Inventory with affiliate links shuttling their readers to them.

How about instead Amazon puts some of their astronomical corporate profits into keeping the cost of prime down and you stop defending a massive corporation with already insane profits that is only trying to increase them more. There is never cause to defend Amazon. Never.

I just want a flashback to where Timothy Olyphant encountered the one good barber in the galaxy cause his hair is fantastic.

Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara in this movie have nothing on Clea DuVall in Carnivale 

The show turned into a story about bisexual alcoholics and their potential serial-killer friend so slowly, I hardly noticed.

"untoward" is definitely a Boyd-friendly word.

I saw it coming, but I can't remember the last time I wished I was wrong this badly. I was kinda hoping Dewey would be the last man standing. I'll miss that magnificent idiot. Is it too late to change my user name to "nelgigance and malfyessence?"

I like that Constable Bob and the guys in the house were having an A-team style shootout where nobody gets hit.

Tim fucking nails it with a buzzer-beater from the opposite end of the court!

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