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honestly we needed a new 2004 Catwoman for this generation.

The second book has Reacher kicking the ass of a bunch of right wing militia assholes. That should be pretty fun.

I just want a flashback to where Timothy Olyphant encountered the one good barber in the galaxy cause his hair is fantastic.

I always am upset when Legends team members leave & the team is shaken up, but damn if I don’t love every single current team member & I want all of them to be there. Even New Constantine feels like a real team member now, as does human Gideon and (grudgingly) Gary

That doesn’t meet the new streaming model

I’d like to think I helped with this a tiny bit - we cancelled our subscription after the latest Chappelle special and told them exactly why we were cancelling. I know they didn’t (and still don’t) give a shit, but still. I feel a little bit of joy.

Exhibit A regarding the necessity right here.

That’s what they get for cancelling GLOW. 

Netflix just doesn’t have anything that appeals to me anymore. They’ve got a ton of “meh” stuff, like a TON of it, but nothing that you really want to watch. And with HBOMax and Disney+ out there, its not worth it.

I guess I shouldn’t be piggybacking off a family member’s Netflix password. When capitalism dies because of this momentous cataclysm, I only have myself to blame.

Readers: they are parking literally in the median. But only in this part of Philly, nowhere else. And they don’t get tickets, even though this is a patently absurd place to park.

Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara in this movie have nothing on Clea DuVall in Carnivale 

Why did The Whizzer have to die?

The show turned into a story about bisexual alcoholics and their potential serial-killer friend so slowly, I hardly noticed.

"untoward" is definitely a Boyd-friendly word.

I saw it coming, but I can't remember the last time I wished I was wrong this badly. I was kinda hoping Dewey would be the last man standing. I'll miss that magnificent idiot. Is it too late to change my user name to "nelgigance and malfyessence?"

I like that Constable Bob and the guys in the house were having an A-team style shootout where nobody gets hit.

Tim fucking nails it with a buzzer-beater from the opposite end of the court!

Final Scene
Maybe the final scene was too neat. Maybe we all should have known Raylan wouldn't be poinsoned, but the tension was incredible. Because of good acting and good editing, for a moment, I had my doubts about which glass the poison was in and my heart skipped a beat when Raylan, in a strained voice, asked

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everyone should go back and watch old episodes