It’s cool though, Tom Izzo is a father and he had the worst week ever. Just ask him!

I think the young ladies who have been wronged by this person, I think in the case there will be a—you can never use money to completely make over people’s pain and suffering, but there’s going to be something happen in their favor.

No, his answer was to question whether Nassar was guilty.

This is Penn St. all over again, everyone passing the buck, no one held accountable. For decades. This reflects on the entire institution. How can you say that isn’t on the President?

The S-Class is like a cocoon of fanciness; you go inside and emerge with better, finer tastes.

Oh god. Now we have Fancy Patrick.

How long you gonna stay mad boo

Justify that first sentence. I’ll wait.

Fixed.

As a victim of abuse, I can tell you it is taxing every day of my life. It is hell. If he wants sympathy, let the devil provide it when he lands in hell. This monster should have to hear the victim impact audio on loop replay in his cell every minute of every day for the rest of his life.

I know it’s the same company now, but it’s still very unprofessional to post stuff from The Onion without proper attribution.

There’s this handy feature on your mouse called a “scroll wheel” that can be used to move past things you don’t give a shit about. You appear to have used the “left click” button instead, and that’s why you’re here reading about something you don’t care about.

They said the update is free and described the outfits as part of the update, so I’m guessing not.

Well, Rey did take the Jedi texts with her, but then there was an obvious “passing the torch” moment with Leia and Poe when she says “What are you all looking at me for? Follow him!” (or whatever the line was). Rose tells Finn that they should save the things they love, not destroy the things they hate, which is a way…

I’m going to guess you actually had nothing to do with it.

A) It’s “quadruped”, and

This actually reminds me of a funny jaguar joke:

Eastern European Migrant helps out at accident scene.

BORDER-CROSSING EASTERN EUROPEAN TRIGGERS BREXIT

“HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE DO THAT?!?!?!”