2/10, stick to video games.

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

In Overwatch a “tank” is a protective, frontline character soaking up lots of damage and the “support” keeps everyone’s health bar full. With a little bit of imagination those roles can be loaded with plenty of kinky symbolism.

Uh who?

He plays in the ACC.

Except they play in the ACC

So because he is big and strong he deserves dementia?

Huh? Even running backs can’t be hit in the head by another player using their helmets.

I’m pretty sure helmet-to-helmet hits aren’t supposed to be allowed against running backs either.

Thanks for stepping away from the gridiron for a few seconds to enlighten us, oh wise football sage. You fucking clown.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

I can’t wait until we get a full report on the exact posture of every player during the Anthem. These are exciting times.

Shooting style may help you decide between full frame, crop sensor, or micro 4/3 but won’t help you decide Canon vs. Nikon (or other brand) in most cases. For that decision I think there is a better question than shooting style - what do your friends have?

Does it come with a headphone jack?

Does it come with a headphone jack?

I think this was written backwards.

Slow day huh? :P

Are we not diluting what it means to be blonde? Does dying one’s hair really make them a blonde? I can sleep with Roger Ailes but does that alone make me a Fox news reporter?

Being white makes you an expert on everything. Being white is the fucking tits.

It’s being white that really makes her an expert on the lives of non-white people.

When I want to learn about oppression, I consult the most attractive blonde girl I can find.