Vote: Vanguard

But what is the point of neopolitan ice cream if you aren't going to scoop it lengthwise to get all three flavors?

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

This is already tracked by a number of different agencies. Municipalities and states track it, as well as groups like the National Law Enforcement Officers Fund, which reported that 2013 had the fewest officer fatalities in 54 years.

So THAT was why the Denver OL didn't block anyone all game?

In my experience, not every phone has this, nor does it work in the same way. It's also worth pointing out that not all phones unlock in the same way. For example, on my Moto X, when I pick up the phone, Active Notifications takes over and I can unlock my phone without ever seeing the lock screen. It would require an…

Too many black men in the picture to be Ferguson PD.

I know Gawker Media standard operating procedure is to be critical of anything related to Fox regardless of whether it's justified, but I think ad portrays the wife as the sympathetic one while casting the husband in a pretty negative light.

Great review, but I'm confused as to why you'd use a stock image of the Ferguson Police Department for it.

I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it

Nowhere. You read this nowhere before. You're a right dunderhead if you think Chris Bosh is either injury-prone or a liability on defense.

LeBron James + an injury-prone, slashing guard + a stretch big man who doesn't play defense...I feel like I've read this story somewhere before...

Since you don't get to decide what ruins someone's life, #5 is not hyperbole at all. People commit suicide over rape. People go to therapy for years. I don't even think it covers what some victims face.

And I would add another one: How would you do your best project better if you can do it all over again ?

Jimmy clausen blocked me for this one.

Jeni's is great. They just bought some of our software, so they've sent us free ice cream several times.

Too bad the Golden Cup closed. No one will convince me that coffee was not bourbon-spiked.

No way, we've got enough people moving here as it is :p

I'll throw out a big second on the Graeters/Jenis Ice Cream. I grew up in Columbus, OH so the weekly visit to Graeter's in high school and Jeni's in college were a must.

I'm both prepared and excited for a corporate-speak dictionary. I think you just found your million dollar idea.