According to the OSHA website, in 2012, there were 775 construction fatalities in the entire US.

"No me queda mas que perderme en un abismo / de tristeza y lagrimas," Selena once belted; considering her murderer also spoke Spanish, these words may have been the reason for the singer's death.

Kurt Cobain wrote a song called "Something In The Way." As it turned out, that something was his face, and it was in the way of a bullet.

"They tried to make me go to rehab / I said no, no, no," Amy Winehouse once lamented; she later said no, no, no when her friends said 'hey Amy maybe lay off the drugs' before her death by overdose.

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.

That's "hot girl handwriting" though.

Well, they couldn't really say Jezebel Feminists, now could they? I mean this is Gawker.

Hey, I'm the CEO / co-founder of PayByGroup. Attached is a picture of our chief happiness officer.

Did you actually read the story?

For clarity, did you mean "it outperformed my old Netgear router"?

Vote: ASUS RT-AC66U

Not crazy about using felt (is it food grade?). I prefer the other method someone else posted on the site. http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2011/0…

"Back and forth, and baaaaack and forth and stop and start and back and forth. Whistle, whistle, stop, start, whistle, Jesus fucking Christ -OH! another whistle. Pass it to the black guy! And stop and back."

-My Dad's basketball analytics.

491. Getting hit by a car while driving and eating cereal

"Fuck childhood." —Tim Marchman

"Fuck our demographic."—Tim Marchman

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

The worst.

Come on, let's put it all out there.

As soon as I read that she ethered him, I knew she had balls. The letter was obviously written by Darren Sharper.