BBWAA:Sports::Republican party:politics

Finest Kind, Tim.

I can't tell if this is serious or a joke, but either way it's hilarious

Things That Are Democratic, Ranked by Tony Kornheiser

Anybody who wrote what Mike Wilbon did after Sean Taylor was murdered should lose all right to call anybody else sanctimonious.

He's also in a band called Fatty's Big Chance:

NFLPA rep: Rog, you can't do that! He just got a new Jetski, what am I going to tell him?
Goodell: Dockett.

NFLPA rep: Okay, Rog. What should Darnell do with his iPhone?

NFLPA rep: What are you going to do about Darnell's pay?

Look, you may not like them, but there's no need to publicly embarrass the Family Guy writers.

Oh my goodness, wow! You're so smart and funny and original! No one ever thought to make a comment about a female basketball player being a lesbian! I'm truly floored by your original and groundbreaking comedy, really.

[drives lane]

Um. Last October I wrote a Foodspin telling people how to eat Halloween candy. I think your concerns might be just a tad misplaced.

Last week, mashed potatoes. This week, scrambled eggs. What do you have for next week? Cold cereal (when to add the milk? What kind of milk? Do you add fruit?)? Toast? Instant oatmeal? You're slipping, Burneko!

You could just say "Penn State" there.. We all know what you're talking about.

Late entry Charlie Pierce:

They needed a slo-mo of a car going down the curvy road, in black and white, with autumn leaves blowing.

This is the best thing that Deadspin has ever done. I am so excited to see how this goes.

Our idea was to make a mockery and farce of the increasingly solemn and absurd election process

Trade it for two votes to be named later