I've settled on AutoMagic Premium because it has the features I want, and it works and works well.

Well good lord I wasn't expecting this today. Not only would I say it's on point, I'd really reiterate some of these specific points:

Gotta admire her brass. Not every reporter can maintain their pitch in the face of such orchestrated pomp. Even after being nearly percussed, she manages to throw it around the horn without trumpeting her professionalism. Bravo, Pam.

It's actually butter sauce. It's on Andy Reid's backstage rider.

Good thing they threw some liquid on that manatee.

I got this idea from a website somewhere; put the dressing in one of those plastic travel-size plastic bottles you can buy at drugstores, etc.
I make 3-4 bottles ready, keep them in the fridge and grab one with my salad in the morning before heading out. Easy to rinse out after and salad won't be weird and soggy :) And…

Evriholder Dressing to Go Salad Dressing Container

Unless being drunk or high is punishable by execution, no it isn't. Police deal with drunk and high people all the time. Their first instinct shouldn't be to shoot them, especially when they're unarmed and haven't actually done anything violent.

Fuck you and your stupid prayers.

Damnit I can't believe I missed this contest.

By the way, here's what the "Copy To folder..." dialog looks like (since it was missing from the article):

You'd think by now the Chargers would be used to an L coming first.

All the idiot needed to do was change one word:

The Washington State flag at every GameDay is one of the greatest traditions in sports. God bless the Cougs.

Q: What's black and white and read all over?

Why Deadspin Doesn't Suck: Drew was a lineman at a D III school and never got drafted. Verily, he is no Glory Boy and can play for TMQ's flag football team any day.

I don't like liking something Leno did.

I can't believe I let you do this.